Osaka · Fukuoka · the kuidaore line
A one-way run down the Sanyo shinkansen in late autumn · the food line from Kansai to Kyushu · solo · ten nights. Three nights in Osaka for Kuromon market breakfasts, Dotonbori neon, kushikatsu in Shinsekai, and the standing-bar warren of Hozenji Yokocho. One night in Kobe for A5 wagyu on a teppan and a tour of the Nada sake breweries on the Rokko aquifer. Two nights in Takamatsu for the sanuki udon pilgrimage across Kagawa and a ferry day to Naoshima for Yayoi Kusama”s yellow pumpkin and the Chichu Art Museum. Two nights between Onomichi and Hiroshima for the Shimanami Kaido cycle bridge, Onomichi ramen with its flat-fish dashi, Hiroshima-yaki on a steel plate, and oysters at the Kanawa floating restaurant. Two nights in Fukuoka for the yatai stalls along the Nakasu canal — tonkotsu ramen at Ichiran”s mothership, motsunabe offal hotpot at Yamanaka, mentaiko at Fukuya, sushi at Aji no Tonbei. JR Pass 14-day covering every leg, oyster season open, the new sake just tapped.
Down at Kansai. Then eat till you drop.
Out of Hong Kong on a Monday, Osaka by lunch. The word here is kuidaore — ruin yourself on food. Ten nights down the Sanyo line in momiji season, when the maples flare red over the castle moats and the year''s new sake hits the breweries. Takoyaki at Wanaka, kushikatsu standing at Daruma in Shinsekai, A5 Kobe at a teppan in Sannomiya. A ferry to Naoshima for Kusama''s pumpkin. The udon pilgrimage across Kagawa — bukkake cold at Yamagoe, zaru at Yamada-ya, the noodles cut so square they ring on the bowl. Onomichi ramen with that small flat-fish dashi, the Shimanami Kaido cycled over the Seto Inland Sea, oysters at Kanawa floating on the Hiroshima river. Then the long pull south through the Kanmon tunnel into Kyushu — yatai stalls along Nakasu canal, tonkotsu broth boiled eighteen hours, motsunabe bubbling on a folding table.
Osaka · kuidaore
- Kuromon market breakfast · sea urchin sashimi at Maguro-ya Kurogin, kobe skewers off a brazier
- Takoyaki at Wanaka Sennichimae · the master flips them with a single chopstick, bonito flakes still moving
- Kushikatsu at Daruma in Shinsekai · the 1929 original under the Tsutenkaku tower · no double-dipping the communal sauce
- Okonomiyaki at Mizuno since 1945 · grilled in front of you on a steel teppan, mayonnaise lattice on top
- Hozenji Yokocho after dark · moss-covered Fudo statue, the alley three metres wide, tachinomi standing bars in a row
Kobe · A5 and the Nada breweries
- A5 Kobe at Wakkoqu or Steak Land Kobe-kan · sirloin, fillet, the fat cap rendered first, garlic chips, the chef wiping the plate between cuts
- Nada sake district · Hakutsuru, Sawanotsuru, Kiku-Masamune · the Rokko aquifer, the largest sake-making area in Japan
- Kitano Ijinkan-gai · the foreign settlement on the hill · gingerbread Victorian houses left by Meiji-era traders
- Sobameshi at a Nagata backstreet joint · chopped soba and rice fried together on a hot plate · Kobe's working-class lunch
- Meriken Park at sunset · the red Port Tower, the harbour lights going on one by one
Takamatsu · sanuki udon and Naoshima
- Sanuki udon pilgrimage · Yamagoe Udon for cold bukkake with a raw egg, Wara-ya at Yashima under the thatched roof, Yamada-ya for zaru
- Naoshima day · ferry from Takamatsu · Yayoi Kusama's yellow pumpkin at the pier, Chichu Art Museum buried in the hillside by Tadao Ando, James Turrell's Open Field
- Ritsurin Garden · one of Japan's three great strolling gardens · pine bonsai trained over three centuries, a tea house on the koi pond
- Honetsuki-dori at Ikkaku · bone-in chicken leg charred outside, juices running, garlic and pepper · the Marugame specialty
- Cin.na.mon on Naoshima for lunch · curry on the porch · the cats come over for scraps
Onomichi · the Shimanami bridges
- Onomichi ramen at Ichibankan or Akaisei · chicken-and-pork broth thinned with small flat-fish dashi, a slick of back-fat lard floating on top
- Shimanami Kaido cycle · 60 km of suspension bridges hopping six islands · rent at the Onomichi end, drop at Imabari, ferry the bike back
- Hiroshima-yaki at Hassho or Reichan · the noodle-and-cabbage version, layered on the teppan in front of you, oyster instead of pork if you ask
- Kanawa floating restaurant on the Hiroshima river · oyster kaiseki in a moored houseboat, the season just opened
- Saijō sake town · Kamotsuru where Obama drank, Hakubotan, Kamoki · seven breweries within ten minutes of the JR station
Fukuoka · tonkotsu and the yatai
- Yatai stalls along the Nakasu canal · Genchan, Daichan, Naka-chan · folding stools, paper lanterns, tonkotsu and yakitori and oden under the same awning
- Hakata tonkotsu at the mothership · Ichiran where the chain was born, Ippudo's flagship at Daimyo, Shin Shin in Tenjin · broth boiled eighteen hours
- Motsunabe at Yamanaka or Rakutenchi · pork-and-beef offal hotpot in a soy-and-garlic broth, cabbage stacked over the top, chanpon noodles dropped in at the end
- Mentaiko at Fukuya's Nakasu outlet · spicy pollack roe by the slab · on toast with butter, on rice, on anything
- Aji no Tonbei sushi counter · Genkai-nada sea bream and saba, the wasabi grated to order
Last bowl on the Nakasu. Then the flight home.
A final yatai dinner under a paper lantern on the canal — tonkotsu so thick the chopsticks stand up in it, a tumbler of shochu on the rocks, the master ladling broth without looking. Hakata station by morning, Fukuoka airport ten minutes by subway, Hong Kong by dinner. Ten nights and maybe forty meals behind, the dashi still on the cuffs of the shirt, the taste of mentaiko on toast half-remembered already.